i'm masturbathon now!!

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

“the friendzone”

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

(via badasstiels)

Source: shadesoflolita

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this

(via the-swagony)

Source: simsgonewrong

internetexplorers:

breaking-th3-habit:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

imagine a grape-sized human

OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD

Two kinds of people..

i am one person..

Source: internetexplorers